When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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