When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.