Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!