When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli