What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.