What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.