What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

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