How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps