Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame