Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed