What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.