Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
Because he was framed!
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
I replied, "None of them... yet."
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"