When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po