Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Photosynthesis Jokes More Photosynthesis Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"