Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets