Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!