Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.