Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.