When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.