What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.