How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Pupil: The sausage!

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Rabbit Hood.

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Straight talk.

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twerkins

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TWERQY.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.