How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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He's still there.

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They both came in a little behind.

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Time to get a new watchdog.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

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Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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twerkins

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Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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twerk

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I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.