What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.