What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.