What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card