What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.