Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What do older women wear?

Depends

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning