Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!