Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!