Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.