Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.