What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)