Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.