How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."