How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless