What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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