Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What starts with r and ends with d?

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Ihop Jokes More Ihop Jokes

Where does a legged waitress work?

IHOP.

Whats a frogs favorite restaurant?

IHOP!!!