Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Where does a legged waitress work?

IHOP.

Where did the one legged waitress work?

IHOP