How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.