Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Previous Random Joke Next

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.