Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.