Pollygone
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Polly want a Cracker.
A carrot. :
because he was using too much fowl language
SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.
A walkie talkie!
ISIS
Polyunsaturated
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
Polly unsaturated!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Two parrots exactly the same!
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A: A walkie-talkie.
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
A: A polygon!
Short John Silver!
A bird that talks in morse code !
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
Africa" Says the parrot.
Because Polly wants a cracker.
Send him to polytechnic !
Africa," says the parrot.
A Perch!
A: An animal that talks your head off.
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
A Walkie Talkie
A carrot !
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Parrot says, "Africa."
A wordy birdy!
The parrot says, "Detroit."
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
Polly want a quacker!
a polynomeal
The parrots of Penzance !
Polly wants a firecracker!
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pollywood!
A bird that will talk you ear off !
because polly wanted a cracker
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
A Carrot.
A: Siamese twins.
To hold up their pants.
Because they find it insaltine.
None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
A: Because she grew out of her B shells.
They think, therefore they arrrr
A: They just arrrr.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
A Jiraffa.
Does anyone have a charger I could use "
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