What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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