What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie