Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !