Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree