Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.