Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.