Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.