What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.