What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.