Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!