With a pair of Caesars...
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High finance.
Quark ! Quark !
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
It was time to split.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
Split the bill.
To boldly split infinitives!
A dead poodle, split in half.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
A lightsabre
At the Czech-out line.
You cut *Juan* out.
The split is gonna be explosive
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Banana split so ice creamed !
A Communist
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Because the quark had a strange flavour
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
It hangs itself
To get his quarterback.
A quarterback.
Gladiator.
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Pupil: Banana.
I came. I saw. I concurred.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Discus
Curling Iron.
