Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit