Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.