M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
The captains log.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
Alley-oop Akbar
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork