Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !