Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.