Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

President Jokes More President Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!