Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.