What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."