Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.