Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around