Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.