Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.