A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Army Ants coming for tea then
The coming of the Lord!
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
About a day.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
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MUH SOGGY KEYS!
A: Play the piano until you find the right key.
Flatman and Ribbon