Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.