Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"