Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.