Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.