Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf