Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.
