Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
He wanted to taco bout his problems
He'd get it.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Def Leppard
Autumn Leaves.
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
