Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Bear Foot Jokes More Bear Foot Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.