Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.